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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Kids Say The Funniest Thing

One day while eating lunch, Javier asks me..

Ja: Yee Yee, how come George has blue-black? (He"s refering to his birth mark)
Me: Oh, God put it there.. So that God can recognise which baby is George..(I can"t think of a better ans.)
Ja: (aft thinking for a while) Then why God doesn"t put one on me?
Me: Hmm.. (almost choked by the rice, I just blurted out) Oh..that's because the moment you open your mouth to talk, God already knows that it's you from a distance!

The other time, Javier was actualy looking on while my dad was offering joss-sticks.

Ja: Gong Gong, the one in the centre is the king right?
(He's talking about the picture of the Tien-Gong) 

Dad: How come you know? (Amazed at Ja's qns)
Ja: Because he's the only one sitting down. The 2 men beside him are standing up..

Javier asked my bro this qns one day..

Ja: Jiu Jiu, Pst Eileen is the boss of all the school teachers in church right?
Bro: ......... Eh, yes...
Do you know who is your daddy's boss?

Ja: (Silent)
(Either he knows but doesn't want to say, or he is confused..)